death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.

It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!

by the conch finder August 13, 2012

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.

I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.

by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

Hot Conch

Conch that is very hot and juicy.

Yo check out that hot conch!

by Young Conchby April 19, 2018

Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.

Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”

by Fauxbo January 11, 2019