Catch-22

Awesomeness in 2 forms:
1. The book (as previously defined).
2. The ska band- amazing both live and in your cd player. Wonderful mosh-full-ness, skanking, and hyperness.

1. I read Catch-22 this summer. It was incredible.
2. I saw Catch-22 live this summer. It was incredible.

by the Dork April 4, 2005

Catch 22

A situation where a choice comes down to two unfavourable options, and either way is not a win.

When the town or city that you live in has only two radio stations, and they are both playing nickelback at the exact same time.

It's a Catch 22, either way your going to have to listen to shitty music.

by TheIncredibleFonz April 4, 2009

catch 22

Basically a dilemma. Something that happens which you can't escape from, so basically you are probably gonna be in trouble anyway.

A roundabout- never ending.

"I'm in a catch 22, they're gonna find out sooner or later and i'm gonna be in trouble anyway"

by gdlun April 29, 2006

Catch-23

One more than a catch-22. A highly unusual catch-22. I have said "Catch-23" MANY times and NO ONE catches it ...all they hear is Catch-22

((He found himself between a rock and a hard place)) I'm in a Catch-23 situation.

by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

Catch of the Day

When having sex with a girl you use your hands to fishhook her vagina and mouse to lift her up like a fish. Your buddy then pops out of the closet and takes a photo of your "catch of the day"

Tom: What did you guys do last night?
Tim: I gave this chick the catch of the day
Dave: Yeah and I took the photo! She was at least 120 lbs!

by dr alph January 26, 2011

Catch a vibe

Apparently this suddenly means to shoot dirty drugs up in your arm like a damn fool.

Yo Cletus, you wanna catch a vibe behind the dumpster with Jebidiah?

by Massive Sigh January 3, 2022

catch a habit

To become addicted to crack or heroin.

Man, Lisa used to be so cool until she catch a habit. Now, she'll steal the crack out yo' ass if you don't watch her.

by Sheila1313 May 14, 2008