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Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
by Joel embid May 10, 2022
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Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
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Carson

He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.
That Carson, he’s the best.
by Live.life January 6, 2019
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Carson

A person who will use AI such as ChatGPT and tries to act smart
People like carson cannot be trusted
by Johnny Smith-Greer December 6, 2024
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The Billy Carson Effect

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."
by Enslaved by Truth December 13, 2024
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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
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carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
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