carpet bag

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabag for the vagina.

Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.

by Bleeding Kidneys August 2, 2006

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

Carpet the Bottom

The act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a 'carpet on the bottom.'

dude one - Hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two - Sure, but i don't wanna get too high, lets just Carpet the bottom.

by oxhelmet December 12, 2010

carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic May 5, 2012

raking the carpet

Using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give sexual pleasure to a woman. Can be performed on oneself or others.

"Yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy-ass fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet."
"Damn."

by CarpetRaker October 16, 2009

CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT April 10, 2006

carpet bomb

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009