Callum Interstelar

The one gay guy in the friend group who grabs your genital but you like it so you dont tell him to stop and before you know it your going down on him like the second tower went down

"You know that Callum Interstelar guy?"
"I sucked Callum Interselar dry yesterday"

by Diomandminor April 19, 2024

Callum

Likes to ballroom dance with mohib

Callum- oh yes mohib

by Moucy June 15, 2018

A Callum

Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021

The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's

I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy

by Barterzac June 23, 2021

Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.

I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.

by Obidexterous May 30, 2011

callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017

Callum Hardy

Super Kool guy

Oh my golly gosh its Callum Hardy

by Omgwhyallnamestaken November 29, 2022