Callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (<16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?" "yeah its damn well that kiddie fiddler"

by orbiixt May 27, 2023

callum

a dumbass who shits on himself and makes explicit content voices

oh my god callum just shit on himself

by fghgfghgfcvbhgh April 25, 2023

Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 21, 2020

Callum

Callum

A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets

being defined
Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets

by Callum Harteveldt May 14, 2023

callum

red head drug dealers

you- "you got the stuff"
callum- " bro just take the crack you already paid me" :/

by levi midnights March 03, 2020

Callum

he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass

Callum means player

by antss December 04, 2023

Callum

An extreme insult to welsh people everywhere

Hey mini callum

by The mEmE fAm September 12, 2017