Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

crime

living in idaho

"where do you live"
"idaho"
"OH MY GOD THATS A CRIME POLICE ITS THIS GUY"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024

Fortnite war crime

"To use emotes sexually in the game fortnite."

Jason: some guy with the username viagraGod707 is doing fortnite war crimes again. Damian: Should we report his war criminal behavior?

by Big dicc randy September 6, 2025

crime

To send charts to valhala, artificially pumping memecoins to the moon and front running the bundles.

holy fucking shit i just bought $retard and its getting crimed. IT JUST HIT 2M HOLY FUCK IM RICH"

by thesmartone67 September 6, 2025

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm

bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover

by md55.offical January 16, 2025

Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.

Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025