noun; the quality of having misplaced confidence in a losing argument, to the point of becoming hilarious to the audience.
"That flat-earther sure has so much clownfidence, they made me pee my pants with that diagram of a space pizza"
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The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
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I have worked for years to write the fear out of my script. I have supreme cockfidence. That is why I close every deal I work on.
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