Cointract

Any legal agreement between at least two parties, where less than $1.00 is the negotiated payment for any purpose. Any legal deal in writing where loose pocket change can be used to buy services. Or it could be a "Bit Cointract", where even pennies can buy people off.

I'm not saying she was naive, but when Jane cointracted with a Mexican brain surgeon to do a transplant, she was not thinking clearly.

by You rReal Name January 21, 2023

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Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

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A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

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Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.

Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

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contracord/contracorded

Contracord is defined as the phenomena, notion, concept, or/and item whereby one perceives an inability to (simply) explain the difference(s) or relationship(s) (existing) between two or more items, concepts, notions, ideas, and/or phenomena, despite understanding them in isolation from one another and having sufficient/satisfactory (perceivable) distinctiveness in an of themselves.

Unrelated notions result in contracord. Too closely linked notions can result in contracord. Contracord is context sensitive. Contracord is also not context sensitive. Contracord captures a new conceptualisation of linguistic ambiguity and functions as a language model fibre to address communication and/ or conceptual entropy. Contracord is a logic aid, but also a logic dissolver device. Contracord is found in the term, where it is difficult to explain the difference between what contracord means and what it does not mean. It is both flexible and adaptive, paradoxical and logical, conventional and postmodern, a zoom in and an abstraction, a thing in and of itself or that bridges other things. Contracord is a word, but it is even moreso, a framework for building better conceptual abstractions and providing a medium for explication of obscure notions. Contracord helps us understand the subjectivity of language and make the most out of it, by using that subjective backbone in supporting our unique worldviews out in the open.

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by theJOker October 29, 2024

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contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

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