Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

“Sounds like a pain in the ass!”

by PaintingofBombs July 28, 2024

gates are closed

You're not welcome in the group at the moment. Come back later.

Gates are closed!

by MindlessPrank April 03, 2016

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon May 02, 2018

Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 04, 2020

Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 16, 2019

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022