God Christ Ah!

An exclamation of surprise, it’s a Wiltshire, England, dialect.

Fuck Me!
Christ!
Shit!

by Uncle Gizmo June 6, 2004

Jesus Christ

A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.

"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"

by Dr. Krabs September 3, 2009

Anti-Christ Fish Baby

An Anti-Christ Fish Baby is a satanic child, half human, half fish that worships the devil and will grow up to do his bidding.

Ya mother gave birth to an Anti-Christ Fish Baby and it's doing things for Satan

by sluthookerskankwhorebitch November 6, 2011

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 22, 2016

Je Christ

A gangster word short for ‘Jesus Christ’

Je Christ man why’d you run over all those kids

by Jake Peralta The Cop March 9, 2021

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021