put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020

Chest Lamington

The act of having your man boobs titty fucked by a girl after she’s pegged you with a strap on. Leaving skid mark and white skin flakes in the chest, looking like you’ve just eaten a lamington.

My wife gave me a chest lamington last night.

by Yabs June 4, 2025

Bap-chest

verb
to bap-chest is to be splashed in the heart with water as a form of publicizing one's acceptance of Jesus into their heart

"Hey dude, I recently got bap-chested. It was epic."
"I know you're religious, so have you thought about getting your children bap-chested?"
"And now, we will commence the bap-chesting" *epic throws holy water on bap-chestee*

by ahahahah1356 August 23, 2019

complex chest geometry

Big boobies
Mommy milkers
Tig ole bitties

Large breasts

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.

by S’mores January 24, 2023

Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.

Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.

by joeldemort January 8, 2014

Bitch Chest

(bĭch chĕst)
n.
Heartburn so bad, it makes you sound like a bitch.

"Thomas told me he went to town on a bag of banana chips last night, and now he's got bitch chest."

by Bollweevil84 March 2, 2017

chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.

sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.

by Danultron November 10, 2010