horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

coon cackin

when you have been up too long and are out wandering with out a purpose, sneaky like.

I had to work the graveyard shift and saw your uncle out coon cackin.

by karla and claudia January 9, 2008

cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

by CCrack July 24, 2006

Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020

cackledrunk

when you are so drunk that you think you laugh normally but you actually cackle

There is always one cackledrunk girl at each party.

by ohhfiasco November 24, 2009