A rag used to help with anal leakage so you can wipe your butthole throughout the work day. Usually is hidden out of plain sight.
by BJP11 January 16, 2018
by Festering moist bologna May 27, 2018
by sophalicious May 08, 2022
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018
When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.
by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023
Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
by Incognito_Man November 14, 2020
Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
by Liseee82 April 10, 2018