butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Butthole Queen

A lover of anything and everything bum related.

Was also born at age 30 and has a Moonface.

Jane, you really are the Butthole Queen.

by StumpyBob November 26, 2020

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 2, 2021

popping buttholes

A surprise digital penetration of another’s butthole, with or without consent. Usually performed with others watching.

Let’s go popping buttholes with our freshly shaved knuckles.

by Eric whitefoot October 11, 2021

mean butthole

When you are being a poopy butthole and fucking your mom

I won’t invite you to my sleepover mean butthole and you stole my toy Dino

by Shusuajan February 26, 2022