Bryson

A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.

“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

BIsOnD

It is the generation zulu pronunciation of Plain Bison when out hunting

Hunter looking down toward of Plain Bison and said "BIsOnD" pronounced (Bee-Is-On-Dih).

by Verisouls June 24, 2025

Briston

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I fucking hate Briston

by itouchmyselftoisaiahscarboroug June 29, 2025

Brosona

The personality a woman may take on in order to avoid getting into arguments with men

Oh, that guy? He only thinks I'm chill because I use my Brosona on him, he sucks.

by themanwhisperer January 9, 2026

The Bison

The definition of any woman in the world named Kathryn.

damn, look at the bison, she grazed on ALL the grass and ate ALL of our ranch!

by Koikstein December 2, 2010

Bleepy Bison

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.

by justWink December 7, 2011

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012