Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

by M the Insomniac April 22, 2007

Breakfast

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Her skirt is so short I can almost see her breakfast!

by Strapscan July 7, 2009

beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.

While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.

by Led Zeppole November 2, 2003

Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

portugeuse breakfast

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.

Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

by Ed Fremantlemedia August 5, 2007

Corn Dog Breakfast

When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.

My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003