Poser bands
Poser bands by katelynissmart April 23, 2006
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Dirty Brandi
1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.
3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”
Dirty Brandi by Steve-Switcher December 3, 2018
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Russel Brand
You: "Have you ever heard that guy, Russel Brand?"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"
Friend: "No"
You: "Oh, He's this british comedian that is so British he sounds like an American with a bad British accent"
Friend: "What"
Russel Brand by Holland Oates July 7, 2010
Ass Brand
The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
Brandi
The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.
(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)
(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)
Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.
Brandi by Ariel Agassi August 11, 2007
shag bands
shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...
SHAG BANDS
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more
shag bands by iluvsum1 October 28, 2009