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Brandshé 

A character from a video game called skyrim that lives in riften, skyrim is in a place called Tamriel, why Brandshé you ask well he's well an elf so yeah but he's is a legand because he's the reason you join the the thieves guild so if you're interested in being a thief join the thieves guild.
I'm going to make a distraction while u get madesis silver ring and place it in Brandshé's pocket
Brandshé by Brandshé July 31, 2018
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Brandchester United 

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

katie brandsema

The most wonderful women in the world. She loves her horses and those around her. She it's strong in her ways and can be stubborn at times, but that makes her so wonderful
Katie Brandsema is one of a kind.
katie brandsema by Malbirus November 8, 2020

brandster 

A person that lives to emulate all aspects of a certain brand. An obsessionist.
Some brandster chick at the bar last night was over affected with her Jessica Simpson branded goods, right down to her underwear.
brandster by BrandBuilder September 27, 2015

Brandchef 

Swedish word for Fire Chief.
Egypt is the fire chief in the fire station, she’s a Brandchef.
Brandchef by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023

brandshield 

Brand protection company powered by a rouge artificial idiot. Notably took down itch.io because one user uploaded content owned by their partner Funko pop.
That's such Brandshield behaviour!
brandshield by SpikyDaHedgehog December 24, 2024

canister brandisher 

a canister brandisher is someone who brandishes theyre canister in a tantalizing way often to mock or humiliate those who they are looking to flaunt their glory to
well looks like we got a canister brandisher in this building
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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