doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023

Piggy banking

When you do a handstand while someone shoved coins in your ass

I was piggy banking last night.

by Rat raccoon September 4, 2023

nose boning

Varies on level of hornyness -
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.

“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”

OR

“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”

by jnh October 7, 2024

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience

Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!

by BootyFinga December 12, 2024