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bloggering

the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.
Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.

-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)
by VickyB February 5, 2009
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blogplanation

posting a blog to explain a random nonsensical or cryptic status post on a social networking site.
status: wondering where this is going.

comments:
Are you going to post a blogplanation? Where what is going???
by AleciaLJ June 1, 2009
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blogaversary

the anniversary of one's first blog post
Today, May 13, 2009, is my first blogaversary
by Amyz5 May 12, 2009
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Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.
"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."
by standardspit December 27, 2009
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blogsturbation

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
by dirty microphone January 28, 2010
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Bloglisted

Being Blackballed from reading a blog
Tom: Man, I was trying to catch up on Cat's blog and I couldn't get on! What gives?

Jack: Dude, you were bloglisted!!
by flamper February 16, 2010
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Blogarism

Similiar to the word plagiarism, but instead with blogs. The person could copy the idea, theme or the whole text of the blog. Usually used to increase a person's blog popularity.
Bob: Damn, Pete Wentz just wrote about ponies!! Ill write todays blog on them too!

John: Dude, you're totallying comitting Blogarism!!
by rockcrab March 20, 2010
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