Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.

Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.

by jcdrunner April 9, 2019

Cock blocker

Someone who stops a female from getting dick

My friend interrupted me while I was tryna fuck what a cock blocker

by Bhaddi bitch April 22, 2019

Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019

Porn blocker

The best thing in the universe

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker

by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019

Cockus Blockus

Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction

“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”

by ultimatetroll69 August 8, 2019

Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019