Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007

Ghetto-Blaster

One who has no regard for others doing loud obnoxious things.

Being loud in public.
Playing loud music on the bus.
Talking on the phone and talking loud for everyone to hear you business

Stop Ghetto-blasting your music.

Loud wanna be ghetto white girls talking in slang Ghetto-Blaster

by Needsomeloven May 6, 2010

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007