2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

Shakefoot Becksnake

A fictitious snake with a small foot-like paddle on it’s underbelly and a head of hair that is eerily reminiscent of the head of hair on Avan Jogia’s “Victorious” character, Beck.

“yo dude what the fuck is that snake over there i love its hair its so sexy”
“oh yeah dude that’s just a shakefoot becksnake, they’re common in this area. avan jogia is sexy af lmao”

by ApeWellington February 5, 2024

Moo-beeds

A small white furry dog

Moo-beeds is in the corner

by Corporatescott February 10, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy

“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins”

by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025

Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025