jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.

Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?

by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick

your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !

by Jerimiah The Jigaboo April 23, 2015

slip the beef

"to slip the beef"

For a male to have sexual intercourse with another person, usually in the face of some sort of adversity, hence the surreptitious connotations of "slip".

Wow, that girl was pretty angry at you last night, did you get any?

Yeah, I slipped her the beef.

by Odiumjunkie February 27, 2005

oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.

jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP

by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010

Chicago Wet Beef

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.

Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.

by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017

Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.

Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "

by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015

Beef

It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018