A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!
by The Stonewall December 30, 2015
Get the Bastard Makermug. A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).
by happy_g September 16, 2005
Get the Tinky Bastardmug. Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009
Get the Bastard Lickermug. by Light Joker November 15, 2004
Get the rat bastardmug. by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009
Get the Goat Bastardmug. A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012
Get the shiftless bastardmug. He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!
by dovepeach February 20, 2011
Get the Lucky Bastardmug.