113th base

Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.

Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."

by Skewber April 25, 2017

barb base

a homophobic, flop, problematic group that causes drama and steals ideas

Jake: Why is barb base so boring
Nicki Minaj: Because it flopped really hard and it has 0 actives.

by marthazolanski February 25, 2021

Third Base

Normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity...But in the case of Bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.

Bill got to third base with Michelle last week on the couch in the basement.

by M&M January 10, 2005

fifteenth base

The act of raping a squirrel.

Dude, my Asian buddy was able to get to fifteenth base yesterday! I tried and couldn't fit.

by thefixer551 November 17, 2009

105th base

The act of having sex, while being drenched in chocolate. While Stevie Wonder is playing "chocolate rain" by Tay Zonday in the background. Then, Marilyn Manson runs by and blankets your body in whipped cream. Finally, the night is topped off by Halle Berry placing a cherry on your lips. Afterward, everyone eats marshmallows and plays "Funny Bunny"

Nick: "OMG last night was so amazing."

Gina: "What happened?"

Nick: "I so 105th based some girl yesterday."

Gina: "Holy shit dude that's awesome congratz!"

Nick: "Yeah thank q, and I'm probably going to 105th her again tonight"

by Neek123 November 11, 2009

mormon first base

Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

35th base

Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.

Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!

Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?

Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.

by musefan2010 May 27, 2008