Skewber's definitions

112th base

When you stick 112 oranges up your ass and shit out orange juice.

Guy 1: "I reached 112th base last night."
Guy 2: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Skewber April 22, 2017

113th base

Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.

Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."

by Skewber April 25, 2017