base layer

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

by rcp72 April 27, 2009

113th base

Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.

Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."

by Skewber April 25, 2017

Showin' base

When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.

To sag on the front side.

Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?

JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.

by Renoryn December 27, 2007

barb base

a homophobic, flop, problematic group that causes drama and steals ideas

Jake: Why is barb base so boring
Nicki Minaj: Because it flopped really hard and it has 0 actives.

by marthazolanski February 25, 2021

bases of dating

The four bases in a relationship, like in baseball, where the partners try to get home. First base is equivilent to french kissing, not just kissing. Second base is touching of private extremities and/or apendages of the partners' body, aka boob touch. Third base is oral sex. Lastly a home run or four bases is full on, big time sex.

Person A: So how did your date go last night?
Person B: Pretty good. Me and Susie got to first base!
Person A: I didn't know you knew what the bases of dating were. Haven't you two only been dating for a few days?
Person B: Yeah, I'm going to try and see a movie at her house while her parents are out next week, mabye we can get to second!

by <.< Say What? >.> June 1, 2009

Third Base

Normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity...But in the case of Bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.

Bill got to third base with Michelle last week on the couch in the basement.

by M&M January 10, 2005

fifteenth base

The act of raping a squirrel.

Dude, my Asian buddy was able to get to fifteenth base yesterday! I tried and couldn't fit.

by thefixer551 November 17, 2009