There once was a boy named Timmy who loved his mother very much. One day, he went out to pick her some flowers, and was hit by a car. Bad end.
by Arne83 November 06, 2009
by Killing Kittens December 11, 2005
learning disabled pedophile that freaks out and bashes his young victim in the head shrieking louder than she/he and then buries the remains only a foot deep in his mother's backyard marking it with a popsicle stick cross as if it were a cat and thinking everything is gonna be ok.
Ruth: Did you see that youtube clip of the girl whistling a happy tune while tossing puppies into the raging river?
Joan: I did, that's evil bad.
Ruth: Did you see that youtube clip of the girl whistling a happy tune while tossing puppies into the raging river?
Joan: I did, that's evil bad.
by Crinklydink October 21, 2010
Don't look it up, it's for your innocence.
And for the iconic hit tune that was played on radio stations worldwide....
"Hey kids wanna yiff me with
bad dragon dicks?"
And for the iconic hit tune that was played on radio stations worldwide....
"Hey kids wanna yiff me with
bad dragon dicks?"
Bad Dragon
by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022
by Chester NoSeeds January 23, 2006
A guy who cares about his looks AND his car more than you. He makes fun of your friends. Someone who is controlling, makes fun of your appearance, calls you dumb, and would rather play black ops than talk to you. A guy who you invite to your house, he falls asleep, watches TV, doesnt even acknowledge that you are there, eats your food, dumps you then leaves.
Girl: *makes a blond move* Oh! Im really sorry.
Bad Boyfriend: Ha that was soooooo dumb. oh im just kidding!
Girl: no, that kind of hurt my feelings.
Bad Boyfriend: oh well sorry. *starts talking to friends and sometimes calls out how funny the girls nose, or hair looks or how much she is breaking out that day*
Bad Boyfriend: Ha that was soooooo dumb. oh im just kidding!
Girl: no, that kind of hurt my feelings.
Bad Boyfriend: oh well sorry. *starts talking to friends and sometimes calls out how funny the girls nose, or hair looks or how much she is breaking out that day*
by katm(: August 02, 2011