borny

When someone is acting lame and it just makes you so sick that instead of calling them corny you call them borny, believed to be originated in New York somewhere.

Telephone call:
Sharolaid: Hello!?
Katie: Umm hi?
Sharolaid: Umm bitch you borny BYE!

-or-

Josh: Why did Moeisha skip class today, she is so borny...

by alongislandguy February 1, 2009

Bornography

When people have sex to generate a baby.

Richard: Baby, don't you think that we should have a kid?
Rachel: I couldn't agree more!
Richard: C'mon. baby! It's time for some bornography!

by InternetHuman April 13, 2015

Bornday

Used as a replacement for the more commonly used 'Birthday' as in "Happy Bornday".Invented by JP Cooling (UK) in 1997.

Happy Bornday or Happy Born Day.

by Jason Argonaut December 1, 2013

bornography

Naked pictures of one's own baby photographs to be masturbated to.

I found bornography under his matress.

by Myke Giguère January 27, 2007

bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

bornereded

When one is extremely bored but with a lot of unused energy build up inside.

Basically bored but hyper.

It was created by making a huge typo on "boreded" while being, well, bornereded.

omfg I'm so bornereded!!!

by Yun-Yun May 5, 2006

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012