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Lesbian bloody nose

A medical procedure, where a lesbian has her period in your face so the blood goes up your nose and clots to stop the blood from your nosr.
by HUNTER THE PUSSY LICKER June 17, 2017
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Beach Body

A body that's pretty much perfect. Perfect enough to show off in swimming trunks or a bikini
"Daaang that girl got a good beach body!"
by TheQuirkyUnicorn September 27, 2017
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body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.
Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.
by alfienukka February 1, 2010
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bloody moon rat

1. A more artistic description for a used Tampon.

2. When a woman pulls out a tampon once it is "full" it resembles a "red rodent". The string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.
"I'll be a few minutes late, I gotta flush a bloody moon rat."

"Every month I give birth to a litter of bloody moon rats."

"You know it's a bad movie when you see bloody moon rats crawling down the screen."
by BubBLeB0y August 5, 2006
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dead body disposal

A kick ass song by necro, documentring how to dispose of a dead body, and the only song to be completly about disposing of a human corpse.
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
by MC death December 5, 2007
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My Body is Ready

A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2011
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bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.
I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.
by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005
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