Esme my beloved

Esme is the best friend you could ever ask for shes always there for you and she’s really funny LMAO

Esme my beloved your my best friend

by ESMES bestie June 3, 2021

I’m a Believer

I thought love was only true in fairytales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
Seems the more I gave the less I got
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine I got rain
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love, I’m a Believer

I couldn't leave her if I tried
Love was out to get me
Now that's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Oh then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Yes I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
Said I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(I'm a believer)
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah
(I'm a believer)

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

by Justin M August 25, 2004

Belieber

Not a fan. Not a super fan; but family of Justin Drew Bieber (Malette)

I am a belieber.

by redlipsrosycheeks September 15, 2016

i cant believe its not butter

when you cum on a girls back and or bread then spread with a butter knife. She then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.

i did a i cant believe its not butter to my girl last nite.

by tkifr March 2, 2008

Bliver

A Char B way to spill something...!

Kicking over a cup of tea, to bliver your dinner down yourself.

by J.May Ambassador December 9, 2007

Don't Stop Believin'

Awful song written by awful band Journey.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Now covered by thick twats doing karaoke, appearing on X-Factor, and school musicals.
Considered to be the best song ever, by thick twats - only because Family Guy made it famous.

What's your favourite song?
Don't Stop Believin'
Who wrote that?
... I don't know.

by smiek October 21, 2010