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auto-open

Any person with a bad sense of privacy or confidentiality. Will repeat things shared in confidence and then say you never said it was a secret. People who share pictures of other people without asking.
Be careful of telling Sarah about your kinks, she's an auto-open.
by QuantumG March 15, 2018
mugGet the auto-openmug.

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
mugGet the auto-erotic suffixationmug.

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.
Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
mugGet the auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenonmug.

Auto blu

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by shiva, that everyone jokes about.

If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
2008 guy with a stereo: “auto bluu corro con il mio fraa lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città, BRUM BRUM
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
mugGet the Auto blumug.

auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
mugGet the auto-immune disordermug.

Auto-Dutch oven

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
mugGet the Auto-Dutch ovenmug.

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.
Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
mugGet the Auto-Correctaledmug.

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