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foul ass shit

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When a man engages in lewd and perverse acts with your bitch.
When you where up in the hotel with my bitch, doing that foul ass shit!
by Pillar P December 21, 2008
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Ass Strain

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The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.
"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"
by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012
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Nigga-Head Ass syndrome

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When a black human (Nigga) has a head that looks similar to the gluteus maximus muscle. This can be used on white or black people only. The syndrome is very common.
You have the biggest Nigga-Head Ass.
Fix your Nigga-Head Ass immediately it is too big.
Blue face you have Nigga-Head Ass syndrome.
by Henry HandNigga April 9, 2019
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Ass Sandwhich

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Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.
-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.
by Jonks January 28, 2005
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Ass spider

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A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
by LabMom July 30, 2009
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Ass-Spackle

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The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.
Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.
by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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