June 22

Give ur gf/bf/bsf a hug!!

Girl: *gives hug*
Boy: what was that for babe?
Girl: it’s June 22!!

by Sophia ❤️❤️ C.! June 18, 2022

1:22

idk why ppl put dis in their IG bio and it also luks kinda cool. if any1 knows the actual meaning tell me

1:22

by Iwonderwhy August 10, 2022

October 22

give your girlfriend/boyfriend EXTRA attention today ❤️

boy: babe i love you so much

girl: awe i love you too, but why’d you say that out of nowhere?

boy: it’s October 22

girl: you’re so cute!

by rosalineposie October 21, 2019

October 22

Say I love you to your gf or bf

Its October 22Hey you see my gf over there I love her

by Matthew hines October 21, 2019

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

October 22

National slap a sophia day

Sophia: hey how are you guys?
*Lillie comes over and angrily slaps her*
Sophia: WTAF WAS THAT FOR??
Lillie: sorry, it’s national slap a sophia day, October 22

by sadbish October 21, 2019

Pengananus-22

A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.

Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022