Columbus Acorn

Giving someone the Columbus Acorn means to grab and squeeze your ball sack, and then a guy puts his dick in the middle and fucks it.

He was being a douche, so I fucked him the Columbus Acorn way.

by Mike Posato December 18, 2008

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accord

A pathetic "sporty" car that some idiotic "Mr. Opportunity" tries to brainwash you into buying. Frequently chosen by ricers and idiots that are STILL brainwashed into thinking American cars are unreliable. Also, they try to make you think it is sporty. Honda is probably the most far from sporty car in existence.

Accord Driver: This car sure is sporty! I like my spoilers I put on the back, they make it so much better.

Mustang Driver: *accelerates*

Accord Driver: Wow, that thing is fast. I like my boring car though.

Mustang Driver: *waves out rear-view mirror*

by Mr. Opportunity October 20, 2007

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accordion

The accordion is a sexual act in which someone receiving oral sex pulls out the ears of the person giving them oral sex, then hits the giver in the side of the face with open-handed slaps. The hand motion is very similar to the one used to play the accordion.

I don't like all the vallenato music Sandra listens to, but I do like playing the accordion on her when she goes down on me.

by MikeM42 September 2, 2010

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Acorned

To be politically defrauded; particullarly voter registration manupliation, attacks on people who speak against a candidate, and manupliation of the Ballot Box.

My candidate lost because he was acorned.

by HankH December 9, 2008

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