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Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun
Me: “ do you like the man bun
Her: “absolutely not”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.
"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"
by WallaceMan January 15, 2021
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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021
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AbsoluteMasher

Oh wow! AbsoluteMasher is better than hotsauce at mortem metallum!!
by bignigga2001 April 10, 2021
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Absolutely Jacked

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
by Steenmachine December 24, 2021
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Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022
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Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE
Damn he told me i was Absoluteness
by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022
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