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Awesome Ball

The best sport ever invented. A modified and therefore, more awesome version of whiffle ball. It is played in a backyard setting. Rules can be constructed around the various irregularities of a backyard/home field. No running is involved as runs are scored based on how far the batter hits the ball. The batter and pitcher must hold a beer at all times while this is optional for fielders and catchers. Four people is all that is necessary to play but the number can be increased based on the side of the yard. Beer should be funnelled between 4 inning games. 6 Balls equals a walk. There are 2 outs per inning per team. Two strikes or three fouls is a strike out. The home plate is a chair, if the pitcher hits the chair with the ball, it is an automatic strike, and the chair consists of the strike zone. If there are dogs or cats on the field, hitting them is an automatic out, and if the animal reaches the ball in three seconds that is an out as well. Rediculous 1970s uniforms in clashing colors should be worn. Great team names are "Sweep the leg," "Duncsnatch," and "Drago." Bragging is encouraged and referred to as self-calling.
Awesome ball is the most awesome sport ever.
by Yankbt November 28, 2007
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sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.
*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.
by Orion February 26, 2005
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sick awesome

Used to decribe very impressive computer hardware or perhaps a complete system. More impressive than sick, and more powerful than awesome. Good, in a multi-facetted way.
"That system is sick awesome! Can I touch it?"
by Functional-PC August 23, 2005
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Epically Awesome

Something that is lightyears beyond being able to be described as awesome because it is so epic. Pretty much if something is this awesome, it is win. For reference, pretty much this can only describe one person in the world. Pretty much the only living thing known to this universe that can be described as this is Sam. End of Discusion.
Of course Sam's going to get that job. She's so epically awesome the manager would have to be a complete imbecille to not give it to her.
by Sage20500 September 24, 2011
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Awesome

You
You are awesome
by anonymousweetie December 5, 2010
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AwesomeAnDrEw

1. 1337E$T Hacker/Cracker
2. Awesome Visual Basic Programmer
3. Funny as hell
4. Del's Papa
5. W2 Owner
6. ProBoards Destructor
AwesomeAnDrEw420: Del is my son

AwesomeAnDrEw420: Just to let you know if you suspect anything there are more than 1 person in this operation.

AwesomeAnDrEw420: This is going to take place when you least expect it.

AwesomeAnDrEw420: We'll hit you when you're down, and we'll keep you down.

AwesomeAnDrEw420: Yes, yes I am. I am usually vengeful when someone pisses me off.

AwesomeAnDrEw420: I don't care if you were talking to the president.
by Meh January 17, 2004
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