asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.

Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Ass Hat

A person who is being a complete asshole. A word used by us weirdos!

"You are such an Ass Hat"

by [[(Rawrr!)]] March 13, 2010

asshalves

Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves

I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 21, 2012

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Ass Hat

Someone who annoys me to the extent that, given the opportunity, I would beat him into such a deformed state that he'd be wearing his ass as a hat.

The people I deal with daily.

by Trunks November 20, 2003

AssCats

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)

-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!

by nicandjon February 8, 2006