assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

haul your ashes

To have some one give you an orgasm. To have sex with some one whether it be hetero or homosexual with deep abandon. Usually casual sex but wild, hot monkey sex.

Peter - Dude, you remember that hot chick at the bar last night?

Dick - Man, she looked hot! Did she haul your ashes?

Peter - You know it!

by Peter Gazinya June 1, 2010

Assassin

A character in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.

The Assassin picked up your body, biatch.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun February 25, 2003

Assassin

Two asses that are in.

Get that assassin, we need three for the party!

by INTERNET H8 MACHINE January 11, 2008

assessment

the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in

You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.

by Cadalso January 29, 2008

Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014