hot rod

when a male applies icy-hot to the condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

"brian didn't see that hot rod coming"

by Siobhan H August 28, 2005

red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

Hot-Rodding

The act of lighting your dick on fire during sexual intercourse

I think I suffered 3rd degree burns when Tyler was Hot-Rodding me last night

by Handyklapped May 3, 2021

Rob the Rod

One Bad Ass Mother Fucker

OH DAYUMMM!!! ROB has a ROD!!!! He shoudl call himself Rob the Rod!!!1

by casabonita65 October 16, 2008

Northern Rod

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

by spoonylove from upabove August 11, 2010

Dogs-Rod

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head.

Mostly heard in Northern England.

Sometimes used as an affectionate (though derogative) nickname.

Also see Dogs-Cock.

"He locked himself out again, what a Dogs-Rod."

by Charlie Ryan November 5, 2005

Vomit Rod

When you go down on some guy hammered drunk, and then you vomit all over his rod.

I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...

by glowsticks May 6, 2014