Shit On a Bitch

A noun, verb, adverb, or adj used for anything you want at any time or place

I'm going to go Shit on a bitch today.
- He's going bowling

Man, shit on a bitch.
- Man, I'm tired

Shit on a bitch.
- I'm going to go to the park today and feed the ducks

Shit on a bitch, shit on a bitch, shit on a bitchly!
- he actually pooped on a girl

by Nick54321 March 23, 2008

Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 5, 2009

A Piece of Shit

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is a piece of shit

by Spratt January 17, 2020

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009

Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008