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Kevin

Kevin has a really big dick and he is very charming and extremely sexy. Kevin have had sex with the whole world since he is extremely hot.
Person 1: Kevin's dick i so fucking huge!
Person 2: Thats true, we measured his cock and it was 3 meters
by Kevinbigdi November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is an asian male. 57.2% of all asian males are named Kevin. Nowadays, as of 2022, 12.4% of asian females are also named Kevin. 5% of nonbinary individuals are also named Kevin. Kevin is an extremely popular name in the Asian American community. Some say it is due to its ability to be pronounced very easily by immigrant parents. Others say it is because Kevin means bringer of great prosperity and grace, although unproven.

White Kevins are rare and are often mistaken to be Asian simply due to the sheer vast numbers of Asian Kevins. Do you know an Asian Kevin? Tell him, her, they to have a blessed day and to keep Kevin-ing.
Wow! Have you seen all those Kevins?

Yeah! There are 7 Kevins in my class alone!

We should start a Kevin club!
by An asian kevin March 6, 2022
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Kevin

A sexy, cool and awesome dude that is the sexiest, heterosexual man on the planet called earth.
"Oh my god, he's so sexy! His name is probably Kevin."
by MadeByKevin January 20, 2020
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Kevin

A lonely boy, that doesn't have many friends. He can sometimes be annoying but he is really funny and and a lot of people laugh at his jokes. Sometimes he can get mad where he punches you or ignores you. Not a lot of people care about him. People call him gay. But in reality he isn't. He's really funny and can make you laugh all the time when be says moist fries.
Kevin likes moist fries.
Kevin is lonely.
Kevin does not have many friends.
by Xoxomissmia June 30, 2018
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Kevin

A super buff and jacked guy.
Plays CSGO all day and spends thousands of dollars on it every day.

Can steal ANYONES girl (or boy)
Has a $5000 gaming PC (PC Master Race)
Dates girls but is actually mega gay.
Has a crush on people named Armando.
Woahhhh! Is that Kevin?! He’s so JACKED! Look at his cool gaming pc!!!!
by Logic Phoenix July 13, 2019
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Kevin

he's an introvert around people but with the people in the friend group he's still an introvert just a more threatening one. Your goal at the beginning of the year was to hear him talk, turns out he does talk just the only volume he has is whisper. He is a good friend even though he's super jumpy and afraid of everything
friend: man he's such an introvert
other friend: he must be a Kevin
by emilia1010 April 26, 2019
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Kevin

A bitch ass nigga who doesn’t know how to keep his room clean. Kevin gets no hoes and he never takes a shower. He wears the same clothes everyday
Kevin is a bitch ass nigga
by Wowyoustink June 4, 2018
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