Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing

Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)

by JeromeHaven March 11, 2024

Bella Dress

A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.

Don’t get that dress. It’s a Bella dress.

by Total Simp April 08, 2023

woman who never wore a dress

Barbara

millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans

Tommmm

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 28, 2024

Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Decision Making Dress

Any clothing that makes you feel confident enough to make big decisions

Sally: I’m unsure if I should stay with Mark or not
Rebecca: Wear your decision making dress to lunch and everything will become clear

by USA-Today December 20, 2019

Empty Dress

A sweet fuckin band in 757

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches

by July 13, 2022

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange February 27, 2014