dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 11, 2007

Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010

dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 27, 2006

"dick in a jar" syndrome.

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

eat a bowl of dick

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.

mom- "clean your room"
son- "eat a bowl of dick"

by walking goddess October 20, 2013

Dick in a Teacup

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.

(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"

by Sporkle March 20, 2008

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014