Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.
Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.
by thereallllest May 11, 2024
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Crash dummy

A person who puts there self up to fail
Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
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Crashing Out

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.
"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"
by Simsonchin July 07, 2024
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Crash-out dummy

When someone’s crash out makes them look stupid/dumb and/or actually crazy.
“You crashing out crying after finding her cheating made you look like a crash-out dummy
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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

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Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

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