by k0rniy December 2, 2023

by Stinky Fart November 4, 2019

National Evangeline Appreciation Day. It’s a day when you tell that one Evangeline that you know that she is appreciated and that you should include her in everything. Tell her about how much she’s a star and that you guys would be bored as fuck without her. She is the reason most of you guys are alive and is the star of the group.
Girl: you wanna be partners?
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th
Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th
Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.
by Bisexual Genius December 9, 2020

by Da Burg October 18, 2019

Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!
by BruhStalin July 27, 2022

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.
by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021

Narcissistic, self-obsessed, over-confident.
But in his case it is logical to be like that. Gigantic penis, too sexy even for your mom, he can steal ur girl even if you're the damn Arnold Schwarzenegger. A lot of talking shit behind his back, with different motives: jealousy, the will to be like him, but being unable to and he prolly got the girl u dream of.
But in his case it is logical to be like that. Gigantic penis, too sexy even for your mom, he can steal ur girl even if you're the damn Arnold Schwarzenegger. A lot of talking shit behind his back, with different motives: jealousy, the will to be like him, but being unable to and he prolly got the girl u dream of.
9th sky white entered the room*
all the females wet*
jealous Mofos : I hate 9th sky white, man he got the girl that rejected me
all the females wet*
jealous Mofos : I hate 9th sky white, man he got the girl that rejected me
by maisaongodfr November 22, 2021
