day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

blowjobs after marriage

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

Grub after Cro

For dordy scran after u smoke a zoot at kushty bmt mushhhh

Harrison - 'Dordy Mush I think its time we Gel On boys for some grub after cro'!
Nathan - 'Dordy'
Adam - 'Kushty'
George - 'Mush let me play some DnB'!

by Dordy Cacker Mush May 18, 2023

morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006

happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016

AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.

Man that AGB fucken reaked

by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004