1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

Dick Hydrant by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

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dick snippet

When you call someone a dick snippet, you're basically calling them a very small piece (or snippet) of a dick. When someone is acting like a dick, but you have a reason to be a dick.

"John won't go out with me. He is SUCH a dick snippet!

dick snippet by briahna_angel March 12, 2017

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Dick Trail

Typically when an individual has sex with his friend's passed hookups in the order they hooked up.

Bro you slept with the last 3 chicks I banged all in the same order. Quit Dick Trailing me.

Dick Trail by Shitdefiner911 May 31, 2017

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dick straw

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

dick straw by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017

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