Quality cat content 

Pictures and videos of cats doing cute or funny things

Jane: Did you see John’s instagram lately? A lot of quality cat content!
Stacy: No, gotta scope it!

Quality cat content by raspberrylimestevie March 19, 2020

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

Sad cat syndrome by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Weenie Cat 

A weenie cat is a certain type of cat they are most of the time fluffy but they love you

Hey what’s that

Oh it’s just my weenie cat

Weenie Cat by Tess123catlover April 28, 2020

Nigga cat 

He will catch you outside and beat you until you nut in his oblong face and screams POGGGGGGGGG

Nigga cat: jumps you in the dark and beats you down

Nigga cat by Nigga pog April 30, 2020

Fat Cat 

A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.

FAT CAT

Fat Cat by ThisPlaceIsntWhatItseems May 31, 2020

Designer Cat 

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

Designer Cat by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

Space Cat Jump 

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.

As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.

Space Cat Jump by uoy era ohW June 30, 2020