white december

A white december is when a guy cums onto a girls face in December, outside during a cold snowy winter day.

"Omg Amy he white Decembered me yesterday"
"Dude I white decembered her, it was great and cold"
"It was so cold that when he white Decembered me the cum froze"

by E.R 0717 May 11, 2016

2 december

On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)

"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"

by bigasshotdawg August 29, 2017

fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

S’decent

When someone says, “it’s decent” too fast for it to be two separate words so it mergers into one nonsensical phrase.

“S’decent that film, I watched it last week”.

“Ey, S’decent that club last night wasn’t it!”

by BigLT May 8, 2018

Smash December

From December 1st to December 31st you Have to smash at least once or twice that one month there is no limit of the amount of times you can have sex. But you must have sex during Smash December

Me and my Girlfriend had sex multiple times during “ Smash December “

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

13th December

Fine line’s day OK? OK

Fine line (13th december) is the best album anyone has ever realised

by Paula Serrano November 11, 2019